Pre-SPM results

Firstly, happie 3rd month~ What we've this month..FI race~ congrates to zeven for succeeded in his interviews full of liess which somehow enabled him to be involved in the race event..

For those who don't even bother to look at newspaper, here you go :

PUTRAJAYA: The Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia (SPM) examination results are expected to be released on March 12. The timing of the release – between the end of the programme for the first intake of national service trainees on March 11 and the start of training for the second intake on March 18 – is to ensure that the affected students can collect their results while at home.

“We don’t want them to worry about their results (= =),” said an Education Ministry source yesterday.

Last year, a total of 416,717 candidates sat for the examination at 2,909 centres nationwide from Nov 14 to Dec 8. As for the release of the Sijil Tinggi Persekolahan Malaysia (STPM) examination results, a Malaysian Examinations Council officer said a date had yet to be fixed.
- thestar

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When is the Spm result is out? What The Experts Had To Say...

Kindergarten teacher: I dunno

Aristotle: It is the nature of spm result come out in uncertain date

Ronald Reagan: I forget.

Richard M. Nixon: The result is not out yet. I repeat, the result is NOT out yet.

Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone want spm result? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask "What the heck was this result doing out here, around all over the place anyway?"

Bill Gates: I have just released the new SPM Results Office 2000, which will tell the result, but will give result, file your result, and balance your result. Get the Genuine results

Tun Dr M: You know, I am tired of all this...'apa-nama' SPM-SPM bisnes...the foreign powers should stop intervening in our domestic affairs and just leave our SPM results alone.. If they want to... 'apa nama' to be out and announced, they should be allowed to ... Malaysia is a democratic country; we let our SPM results come out whenever they want to... as long as they don't threaten the Malay unity and try to topple the government...and if they plan to do so... we won't hesitate to use the ISA...

Pak Lah: Ini semua adalah khabar angin sahaja...jangan percaya khabar -khabar angin ini semua... biasalah ini adalah taktik pembangkang untuk memecah belahkan keputusan kita semua... jangan percaya... jangan percaya...

Sammy Vellu: Ayyooyoo... belakang cerita lain kali, kita sude bikin banyak jembatan, itu resultmusti guna jembatan untuk lintas itu jalan supayaaa, die boleh keluar, lagi pun kalu itu result mau kluar jalan-jalan, beritau sama saya juga, saya bolley buat lebbey banyak toll...

Karam Singh Walia: Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat, kelihatan keputusan itu belum keluar. Mereka bukan belum keluar, malah membuang masa kita kerana terlalu bosan, kita on9 selalu menyebabkan pembazira elektrik dan ini adala pencemaran yang paling hebat di maya ini. Result SPM haruslah mengambil inisiatif untuk keluar dgn lebih cepat dan lebih byk A1, sekian saya sudahi dengan.........Keputusan SPM di keluarkan; Calon di rumah mati ke-cuak-an.

Colonel Sanders: WTF??

Bill Clinton: I've had so many results, I can't remember...

Wan Kamarudin (edisi siasat ntv7): Ape kejadahnyer ini semua, keputusan tak keluar, calon-calon asyik menganga saje.

Zainal Ariffin Ismail ( Misteri Nusantara): Ada saksi menyatakan yang mereka dapat melihat keputusan SPM keluar di kampung ini pada waktu malam. Ada yang menyatakan keputusan ini merupakan penyamaran jin. Dan ada juga mengaitkan ia berkaitan dengan peristiwa silam.

Cited from : somewhere when i was luking for the online papers. lol~

Aaah!!! Going to have chem and maths tests today~!! Aaaahh~~~ amituofo..
March - the velocity of coming homeworks and tests is higher than my hands'.