!! Day-Mare !!
Before the darkness fall~... everything was soooo fine..Today as unusual, i woke up before 7a.m., went to buy SinChew Jit Poh with papa, came back, rushed like hell, went out to err..Sri Andalas, or.. Sentosa okey i wasn't sure. haha! = =''' With mama, we pusing sini and sana, for about 10minutes, and we finally found that L centre. After waiting for a while, i followed Uncle Chua/Nicky on his Unser and tata to mama d~ Beside me was a Sabah Malay girl. Others were guys, and there were...Hahahaa!!! 4 guys~ why haha? Because two girls were sitting on comfortable seats at behind, while 4 of them..have to 'pack' in the middle :P :P ( i actually found that me and that Sabah girl were both smiling, shh-ly and of course..er hem, badly..hehe~^^) Arrived at Kg Jawa Shah Bandar... whatever there called.. need not mention. Malaysia has a ''late wind''. Whatever it is, it would be late anyhow. So the ''ceramah'', which was supposed to be started at 9a.m., started at 9.45 a.m. Who cares..blahh, since it will be SO boring. Our penceramah, a BAD Apeh!! Mr Yap. Why i say he is a bad ape? HE is!!! Already apeh don't wanna retired then taking this job to torture people..T.T i do not know how many hours i was in the ''ceramah!!'' today, and i don't wanna count either, what i know is that the bad apeh made me feel like...cursing him!! AaHhh!! Pemandu?? What he was telling :
- Superman - His shirt colour? ''dia lah yang pakai seluar dalam di luar, Kan?'' DUh!!
- Samyvelu - whatever!! ( i admit that i was being quite rude, because i don't even wanna Look at the bad ape!!)
- Australia.. Indonesia.. - Argh~!!
- Money - ''siapa suka duit? hah? siapa Tak suka punya kan?'' AHh!! ''duit China adalah paling kotor, many germs. You know??'' (who cares!!?) ''germany then right, they have the most clean money~'' (what to do with the Undang a.k.a Prawn [Udang]??)
- His grandpa - ''siapa pernah witness things that are Not ordinary?'' ''pernah tak kamu?'' ''har kamu??'' ''my grandpa right, atuk saya, mati tak pejamkan mata'' (o.O, omg..need to tell us or not? It won't come out as a question in the test right?!) ''why??'' ''they say because dia mati...tak..tak puas!'' (ma de...and then the whole story why and how his grandpa mati tak puas hati...If i die during the ''ceramah'', i think i will experience the same thing..X.X)
- ATM - ''kamu, pergi ambil wang, ya. Ada kira tak? Ada tak?'' an ah mah << who was brought in by the bad apeh! English educated, who also got the special english version book, ours in melayu. ''no i don't count, got the machine what'' bad ape ''no count? how if got mistake?'' ''Kamu ada kira??'' anonymous A ''ada lah. Nanti salah jumlah'' bad and mad apeh ''ada? Kamu ADA KIRA? Tak boleh tu! nanti gengster mari rampas tu!'' (duhh, so after all is can kira or not? = =!!!)
- Then he asked '' itu A B C..Oh berapa ada situ a b c?'' ''tweenty siixx..'' Then he wrote JAWI on the white board, kami tahu bahasa, mestilah tahu semua A to Z kan. Semasa saya kat madrasah............'' (alright..alright..)
- When it was about time to rest - which is 12.35 p.m. already (half dead), Seni pertahankan diri - ''when i was...i bodoh (ya i am agree..), saya pergi Jamin kawan saya, yang pinjam Ah Long. Jadi dia lari, Ah Long cari saya (see? i agree he is bodoh, and it is right!), jadi saya pergi Bukit Bintang then don't know which bukit learn KARATE.'' ''sifu saya ajar saya............................'' Then the bad and mad apeh was showing us...imagine, in an Undang/Udang ''ceramah'' ?!..He was ''karate-ing'' to the wall, and tell us ''tengok~ sebelum saya belajar, tunbuk dinding saya berdarah, sekarang tiada!'' AHHhhh..
- Oh see? Rest time being forgotten. When he remembered ''sebelum rehat, saya nak tunjukkan kepada anda semua, saya akan Tumbuk satu drpd anda, beri demonstrasi Lah, tumbuk 6 kali, dan saya Yakin, dia Tidak akan cedera~ saya YAKIN. i got confidence, that's why i say i can!'' ( ohh by the time i found that i was semi-conscious..i don't know if i was at Mars or Earth..or Moon le weii..)
- Rukun negara - i don't know how he went into this, it was suddenly that he asked a malay girl (well he HAS been doing that, asking ppl names jobs where u come from, I WAS NOT ASKED - PHEW) then what made me feel more dizzy and insane was that, the malay girl, only know Kepercayaan Kepada Tuhan.......................Ya Allah~~
- Then Miracle, there were finally THREE words that are relevant to the ceramah.. Sopan Timbangrasa and Rancangan. But these turned out to other omg topics...T.T
- Wong Fei Hong - He even sang the WongFeiHong theme song...= ='' and asked those malays ''tak tahuu ke? aiyoh!'' omg omg omg.........
- James Bond..Bush.. (I was lost and sick..)
- Durian - 'dulu saya makan durian, kawan saya pro dalam durian!................... ~~~ dia beli 4 biji, semua belum masak! ha ha! kalau saya beli pun, at least 2 boleh makan, sudah masak, kan?'' (how the hell..should we know...?!)
- Biawak & Tupai - ''dulu kami miskin, tak da Chicken, kami makan biawak!'' ''dan tupai jugaak. Daging tupai sedap tau!'' (i felt like buying some drugs or sleeping pills.. FOR HIM!! And i was seriously sick..)
- Can i say ETC(s) ^infinity ???
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during the DARK parade...@@
TODAY is even DARKER than this...oh My Gosh..!! What i've learn about Kenderaan/pemandu? I leanrnt - BAD APEH does exist on Earth, maybe he came wrongly to Earth, he should go back to Venus!!!!
I am not sure if i will stay long at Klang my beloved kampung. Because the weather and i don't know what punca punca, are making me sick, and sicker and sickER... colds during Hot days, urticaria, temporary fever(s)..Yes. I need Nilai!!!
=If i ever met that bad apeh on the street, i might consider to throw a stone towards him, or maybe..A ROCK!!=
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1 comments:
that's rite, mei!! come back to inti.....miss you LOADZZ.................
take care yea....drink more water and rest more!!
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