Then came back to deal with steady steady theory. I am.. not really happy~ =|
But still I am happy for the progress.. =)
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I am seriously sleepy. (But I remember that i woke up Late this morning. =.=)
I miss clarinet.
I miss KH friends.
I miss Inti family.
I =) these terms.I miss KH friends.
I miss Inti family.
School:
A place where Papa Pays and Son Plays.
Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse:
A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce:
Future tense of Marriage.
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.! :
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
From www.funnymalaysia.com
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